HIGH above the city, on a tall column, stood the statue of the Happy Prince. He was gilded all over with thin leaves of fine gold, for eyes he had two bright sapphires, and a large red ruby glowed on his sword-hilt.

  He was very much admired indeed. ‘He is as beautiful as a weathercock,' remarked one of the Town Councillors who wished to gain a reputation for having artistic tastes; ‘only not quite so useful,' he added, fearing lest people should think him unpractical, which he really was not.

  ‘Why can't you be like the Happy Prince?' asked a sensible mother of her little boy who was crying for the moon. ‘The Happy Prince never dreams of crying for anything.'

  ‘I am glad there is some one in the world who is quite happy,' muttered a disappointed man as he gazed at the wonderful statue.

  ‘He looks just like an angel,' said the Charity Children as they came out of the cathedral in their bright scarlet cloaks, and their clean white pinafores.

  ‘How do you know?' said the Mathematical Master, ‘you have never seen one.'

  ‘Ah! but we have, in our dreams,' answered the children; and the Mathematical Master frowned and looked very severe, for he did not approve of children dreaming.

  One night there flew over the city a little Swallow. His friends had gone away to Egypt six weeks before, but he had stayed behind, for he was in love with the most beautiful Reed. He had met her early in the spring as he was flying down the river after a big yellow moth, and had been so attracted by her slender waist that he had stopped to talk to her.

  ‘Shall I love you?' said the Swallow, who liked to come to the point at once, and the Reed made him a low bow. So he flew round and round her, touching the water with his wings, and making silver ripples. This was his courtship, and it lasted all through the summer.

  ‘It is a ridiculous attachment,' twittered the other Swallows, ‘she has no money, and far too many relations;' and indeed the river was quite full of Reeds. Then, when the autumn came, they all flew away.

  After they had gone he felt lonely, and began to tire of his lady-love. ‘She has no conversation,' he said, ‘and I am afraid that she is a coquette, for she is always flirting with the wind.' And certainly, whenever the wind blew, the Reed made the most graceful curtsies. ‘I admit that she is domestic,' he continued, ‘but I love travelling, and my wife, consequently, should love travelling also.'

  ‘Will you come away with me?' he said finally to her; but the Reed shook her head, she was so attached to her home.

  ‘You have been trifling with me,' he cried, ‘I am off to the Pyramids. Good-bye!' and he flew away.

  All day long he flew, and at night-time he arrived at the city.

  ‘Where shall I put up?' he said; ‘I hope the town has made preparations.'

  Then he saw the statue on the tall column. ‘I will put up there,' he cried; ‘it is a fine position with plenty of fresh air.' So he alighted just between the feet of the Happy Prince.

  ‘I have a golden bedroom,' he said softly to himself as he looked round, and he prepared to go to sleep; but just as he was putting his head under his wing a large drop of water fell on him.

  ‘What a curious thing!' he cried, ‘there is not a single cloud in the sky, the stars are quite clear and bright, and yet it is raining. The climate in the north of Europe is really dreadful. The Reed used to like the rain, but that was merely her selfishness.'

  Then another drop fell.

  ‘What is the use of a statue if it cannot keep the rain off?' he said; ‘I must look for a good chimney-pot,' and he determined to fly away.

  But before he had opened his wings, a third drop fell, and he looked up, and saw... Ah! what did he see? The eyes of the Happy Prince were filled with tears, and tears were running down his golden cheeks. His face was so beautiful in the moonlight that the little Swallow was filled with pity.

  ‘Who are you?' he said.

  ‘I am the Happy Prince.'

  ‘Why are you weeping then?' asked the Swallow; ‘you have quite drenched me.'

  ‘When I was alive and had a human heart,' answered the statue, ‘I did not know what tears were, for I lived in the palace of Sans-Souci, where sorrow is not allowed to enter. In the daytime I played with my companions in the garden, and in the evening I led the dance in the Great Hall. Round the garden ran a very lofty wall, but I never cared to ask what lay beyond it, everything about me was so beautiful. My courtiers called me the Happy Prince, and happy indeed I was, if pleasure be happiness. So I lived, and so I died. And now that I am dead they have set me up here so high that I can see all the ugliness and all the misery of my city, and though my heart is made of lead yet I cannot choose but weep.'

  ‘What, is he not solid gold?' said the Swallow to himself. He was too polite to make any personal remarks out loud.

  ‘Far away,' continued the statue in a low musical voice, ‘far away in a little street there is a poor house. One of the windows is open, and through it I can see a woman seated at a table. Her face is thin and worn, and she has coarse, red hands, all pricked by the needle, for she is a seamstress. She is embroidering passion-flowers on a satin gown for the loveliest of the Queen's maids-of-honour to wear at the next Court-ball. In a bed in the corner of the room her little boy is lying ill. He has a fever, and is asking for oranges. His mother has nothing to give him but river water, so he is crying. Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow, will you not bring her the ruby out of my sword-hilt? My feet are fastened to this pedestal and I cannot move.'

  ‘I am waited for in Egypt,' said the Swallow. ‘My friends are flying up and down the Nile, and talking to the large lotus-flowers. Soon they will go to sleep in the tomb of the great King. The King is there himself in his painted coffin. He is wrapped in yellow linen, and embalmed with spices. Round his neck is a chain of pale green jade, and his hands are like withered leaves.'

  ‘Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,' said the Prince, ‘will you not stay with me for one night, and be my messenger? The boy is so thirsty, and the mother so sad.'

  ‘I don't think I like boys,' answered the Swallow. ‘Last summer, when I was staying on the river, there were two rude boys, the miller's sons, who were always throwing stones at me. They never hit me, of course; we swallows fly far too well for that, and besides, I come of a family famous for its agility; but still, it was a mark of disrespect.'

  But the Happy Prince looked so sad that the little Swallow was sorry. ‘It is very cold here,' he said; ‘but I will stay with you for one night, and be your messenger.'

  ‘Thank you, little Swallow,' said the Prince.

  So the Swallow picked out the great ruby from the Prince's sword, and flew away with it in his beak over the roofs of the town. He passed by the cathedral tower, where the white marble angels were sculptured. He passed by the palace and heard the sound of dancing. A beautiful girl came out on the balcony with her lover.

  ‘How wonderful the stars are,' he said to her, and how wonderful is the power of love!'

  ‘I hope my dress will be ready in time for the State-ball,' she answered; ‘I have ordered passion-flowers to be embroidered on it; but the seamstresses are so lazy.'

  He passed over the river, and saw the lanterns hanging to the masts of the ships.

He passed over the Ghetto, and saw the old jews bargaining with each other, and weighing out money in copper scales. At last he came to the poor house and looked in. The boy was tossing feverishly on his bed, and the mother had fallen asleep, she was so tired. In he hopped, and laid the great ruby on the table beside the woman's thimble.

Then he flew gently round the bed, fanning the boy's forehead with his wings.

  ‘How cool I feel,' said the boy, ‘I must be getting better;' and he sank into a delicious slumber.

  Then the Swallow flew back to the Happy Prince, and told him what he had done.

  ‘It is curious,' he remarked, ‘but I feel quite warm now, although it is so cold.'

  ‘That is because you have done a good action,' said the Prince. And the little Swallow began to think, and then he fell asleep. Thinking always made him sleepy. When day broke he flew down to the river and had a bath.

  ‘What a remarkable phenomenon,' said the Professor of Ornithology as he was passing over the bridge.

  ‘A swallow in winter!' And he wrote a long letter about it to the local newspaper. Every one quoted it, it was full of so many words that they could not understand.

  ‘To-night I go to Egypt,' said the Swallow, and he was in high spirits at the prospect. He visited all the public monuments, and sat a long time on top of the church steeple. Wherever he went the Sparrows chirruped, and said to each other, ‘What a distinguished stranger!' so he enjoyed himself very much.

  When the moon rose he flew back to the Happy Prince. ‘Have you any commissions for Egypt?' he cried; ‘I am just starting.'

  ‘Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,' said the Prince, ‘will you not stay with me one night longer?'

  ‘I am waited for in Egypt,' answered the Swallow. ‘To-morrow my friends will fly up to the Second Cataract. The river-horse couches there among the bulrushes, and on a great granite throne sits the God Memnon. All night long he watches the stars, and when the morning star shines he utters one cry of joy, and then he is silent. At noon the yellow lions come down to the water's edge to drink. They have eyes like green beryls, and their roar is louder than the roar of the cataract.'

  ‘Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,' said the prince, ‘far away across the city I see a young man in a garret. He is leaning over a desk covered with papers, and in a tumbler by his side there is a bunch of withered violets. His hair is brown and crisp, and his lips are red as a pomegranate, and he has large and dreamy eyes. He is trying to finish a play for the Director of the Theatre, but he is too cold to write any more. There is no fire in the grate, and hunger has made him faint.'

  ‘I will wait with you one night longer,' said the Swallow, who really had a good heart. ‘Shall I take him another ruby?'

  ‘Alas! I have no ruby now,' said the Prince; ‘my eyes are all that I have left. They are made of rare sapphires, which were brought out of India a thousand years ago. Pluck out one of them and take it to him. He will sell it to the jeweller, and buy food and firewood, and finish his play.'

  ‘Dear Prince,' said the Swallow, ‘I cannot do that;' and he began to weep.

  ‘Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,' said the Prince, ‘do as I command you.'

  So the Swallow plucked out the Prince's eye, and flew away to the student's garret. It was easy enough to get in, as there was a hole in the roof. Through this he darted, and came into the room. The young man had his head buried in his hands, so he did not hear the flutter of the bird's wings, and when he looked up he found the beautiful sapphire lying on the withered violets.

  ‘I am beginning to be appreciated,' he cried; ‘this is from some great admirer. Now I can finish my play,' and he looked quite happy.

  The next day the Swallow flew down to the harbour. He sat on the mast of a large vessel and watched the sailors hauling big chests out of the hold with ropes. ‘Heave a-hoy!' they shouted as each chest came up.

  ‘I am going to Egypt!' cried the Swallow, but nobody minded, and when the moon rose he flew back to the Happy Prince.

  ‘I am come to bid you good-bye,' he cried.

  ‘Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,' said the Prince, ‘will you not stay with me one night longer?'

  ‘It is winter,' answered the Swallow, ‘and the chill snow will soon be here. In Egypt the sun is warm on the green palm-trees, and the crocodiles lie in the mud and look lazily about them. My companions are building a nest in the Temple of Baalbec, and the pink and white doves are watching them, and cooing to each other. Dear Prince, I must leave you, but I will never forget you, and next spring I will bring you back two beautiful jewels in place of those you have given away. The ruby shall be redder than a red rose, and the sapphire shall be as blue as the great sea.'

  ‘In the square below,' said the Happy Prince, ‘there stands a little match-girl. She has let her matches fall in the gutter, and they are all spoiled. Her father will beat her if she does not bring home some money, and she is crying. She has no shoes or stockings, and her little head is bare. Pluck out my other eye, and give it to her, and her father will not beat her.'

  ‘I will stay with you one night longer,' said the Swallow, ‘but I cannot pluck out your eye. You would be quite blind then.'

  ‘Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,' said the Prince, ‘do as I command you.'

  So he plucked out the Prince's other eye, and darted down with it. He swooped past the match-girl, and slipped the jewel into the palm of her hand.

 ‘What a lovely bit of glass,' cried the little girl; and she ran home, laughing.

  Then the Swallow came back to the Prince. ‘You are blind now,' he said, ‘so I will stay with you always.'

  ‘No, little Swallow,' said the poor Prince, ‘you must go away to Egypt.'

  ‘I will stay with you always,' said the Swallow, and he slept at the Prince's feet.

  All the next day he sat on the Prince's shoulder, and told him stories of what he had seen in strange lands. He told him of the red ibises, who stand in long rows on the banks of the Nile, and catch gold fish in their beaks; of the Sphinx, who is as old as the world itself and lives in the desert, and knows everything; of the merchants, who walk slowly by the side of their camels, and carry amber beads in their hands; of the King of the Mountains of the Moon, who is as black as ebony, and worships a large crystal; of the great green snake that sleeps in a palm-tree, and has twenty priests to feed it with honey-cakes; and of the pygmies who sail over a big lake on large flat leaves, and are always at war with the butterflies.

  ‘Dear little Swallow,' said the Prince, ‘you tell me of marvellous things, but more marvellous than anything is the suffering of men and of women. There is no Mystery so great as Misery. Fly over my city, little Swallow, and tell me what you see there.'

  So the Swallow flew over the great city, and saw the rich making merry in their beautiful houses, while the beggars were sitting at the gates. He flew into dark lanes, and saw the white faces of starving children looking out listlessly at the black streets. Under the archway of a bridge two little boys were lying in one another's arms to try and keep themselves warm. ‘How hungry we are!' they said.

  ‘You must not lie here,' shouted the Watchman, and they wandered out into the rain.

  Then he flew back and told the Prince what he had seen.

  ‘I am covered with fine gold,' said the Prince, ‘you must take it off, leaf by leaf, and give it to my poor; the living always think that gold can make them happy.'

  Leaf after leaf of the fine gold the Swallow picked off, till the Happy Prince looked quite dull and grey. Leaf after leaf of the fine gold he brought to the poor, and the children's faces grew rosier, and they laughed and played games in the street. ‘We have bread now!' they cried.

  Then the snow came, and after the snow came the frost. The streets looked as if they were made of silver, they were so bright and glistening; long icicles like crystal daggers hung down from the eaves of the houses, everybody went about in furs, and the little boys wore scarlet caps and skated on the ice.

  The poor little Swallow grew colder and colder, but he would not leave the Prince, he loved him too well. He picked up crumbs outside the baker's door where the baker was not looking, and tried to keep himself warm by flapping his wings.

  But at last he knew that he was going to die. He had just strength to fly up to the Prince's shoulder once more. ‘Good-bye, dear Prince!' he murmured, ‘will you let me kiss your hand?'

  ‘I am glad that you are going to Egypt at last, little Swallow,' said the Prince, ‘you have stayed too long here; but you must kiss me on the lips, for I love you.'

  ‘It is not to Egypt that I am going,' said the Swallow. ‘I am going to the House of Death. Death is the brother of Sleep, is he not?'

  And he kissed the Happy Prince on the lips, and fell down dead at his feet.

  At that moment a curious crack sounded inside the statue, as if something had broken. The fact is that the leaden heart had snapped right in two. It certainly was a dreadfully hard frost. Early the next morning the Mayor was walking in the square below in company with the Town Councillors. As they passed the column he looked up at the statue: ‘Dear me! how shabby the Happy Prince looks!' he said.

  ‘How shabby indeed!' cried the Town Councillors, who always agreed with the Mayor, and they went up to look at it.

  ‘The ruby has fallen out of his sword, his eyes are gone, and he is golden no longer,' said the Mayor; ‘in fact, he is little better than a beggar!'

  ‘Little better than a beggar' said the Town councillors.

  ‘And here is actually a dead bird at his feet!' continued the Mayor. ‘We must really issue a proclamation that birds are not to be allowed to die here.' And the Town Clerk made a note of the suggestion.

  So they pulled down the statue of the Happy Prince. ‘As he is no longer beautiful he is no longer useful,' said the Art Professor at the University.

  Then they melted the statue in a furnace, and the Mayor held a meeting of the Corporation to decide what was to be done with the metal. ‘We must have another statue, of course,' he said, ‘and it shall be a statue of myself.'

  ‘Of myself,' said each of the Town Councillors, and they quarrelled. When I last heard of them they were quarrelling still.

  ‘What a strange thing!' said the overseer of the workmen at the foundry. ‘This broken lead heart will not melt in the furnace. We must throw it away.' So they threw it on a dust-heap where the dead Swallow was also lying.

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  Every afternoon, as they were coming from school, the children used to go and play in the Giants garden.
  It was a large lovely garden, with soft green grass. Here and there over the grass stood beautiful flowers like stars, and there were twelve peach-trees that in the spring-time broke out into delicate blossoms of pink and pearl, and in the autumn bore rich fruit. The birds sat on the trees and sang so sweetly that the children used to stop their games in order to listen to them. "How happy we are here!" they cried to each other.
  One day the Giant came back. He had been to visit his friend the Cornish ogre, and had stayed with him for seven years. After the seven years were over he had said all that he had to say, for his conversation was limited, and he was determined to return to his own castle. When he arrived he saw the children playing in the garden.
  "What are you doing here?" he cried in a very gruff voice, and the children ran away.
  "My own garden is my own garden", said the Giant; "anyone can understand that, and I will allow nobody to play in it but myself". So he built a high wall all round it, and put up a notice-board.
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  He was a very selfish giant.
  The poor children had nowhere to play. They tried to play in the road, but the road was very dusty and full of hard stones, and they did not like it. They used to wander around the high walls when their lessons were over, and talk about the beautiful garden inside. "How happy we were there!" they said to each other.
  Then the Spring came, and all over the country there were little blossoms and little birds. Only in the garden of the Selfish Giant it was still winter. The birds did not care to sing in it as there were no children, and the trees forgot to blossom. Once a beautiful flower put its head out from the grass, but when it saw the notice-board it was so sorry for the children that it slipped back into the ground again and went off to sleep. The only people who were pleased were the Snow and the Frost.
  "Spring has forgotten this garden", they cried, "so we will live here all the year round".
  The Snow covered up the grass with her great white cloak, and the Frost painted all the trees silver. Then they invited the North Wind to stay with them, and he came. He was wrapped in furs, and he roared all day about the garden, and blew the chimney-pots down. "This is a delightful spot", he said. "We must ask the hail on a visit".
 So the Hail came. Every day for three hours he rattled on the roof of the castle till he broke most of the slates, and then ran round and round the garden as fast as he could. He was dressed in grey, and his breath was like ice.
  "I cannot understand why the Spring is so late in coming", said the Selfish Giant, as he sat at the window and looked out at his cold, white garden; "I hope there will be a change in the weather".
  But the Spring never came, nor the Summer. The Autumn gave golden fruit to every garden, but to the Giant's garden she gave none. "He is too selfish", she said. So it was always winter there, and the North Wind and the Hail, and the Frost, and the Snow danced about through the trees.
  One morning the Giant was lying awake in bed when he heard some lovely music. It sounded so sweet to his ears that he thought it must be the King's musicians passing by. It was really only a little linnet singing outside his window, but it was so long since he had heard a bird sing in his garden that it seemed to him to be the most beautiful music in the world. Then the Hail stopped dancing over his head, and the North Wind stopped roaring, and a delicious perfume came to him through the open casement. "I believe the Spring has come at last", said the Giant; and he jumped out of bed and looked out.
  What did he see?
  He saw a most wonderful sight. Through a little hole in the wall the children had crept in, and they were sitting in the branches of the trees. In every tree that he could see there was a little child. And the trees were so glad to have the children back again that they had covered themselves with blossom, and were waving their arms gently above the children's heads. The birds were flying about and twittering with delight, and the flowers were looking up through the green grass and laughing.
  It was a lovely scene, only in one corner was it still winter. It was the farthest corner of the garden, and in it was standing a little boy. He was so small that he could not reach up to the branches of the tree, and he was wandering all round it, crying bitterly. The poor tree was still covered with frost and snow, and the North Wind was blowing and roaring above it. "Climb up! little boy", said the Tree, and it bent its branches down as low as it could: but the boy was too tiny.
  And the Giant's heart melted as he looked out. "How selfish I have been!" he said "now I know why the Spring would not come here. I will put that little boy on the top of the tree, and then I will knock down the wall, and my garden shall be the children's playground for ever and ever". He was really very sorry for what he had done.
  So he crept downstairs and opened the front door quite softly, and went out into the garden. But when the children saw him they were so frightened that they all ran away, and the garden became winter again. Only the little boy did not run, for his eyes were so full of rears that he did not see the Giant coming. And the Giant stole up behind him and took him gently in his hand, and put him up into the tree. And the tree broke at once into blossom, and the birds came and sang on it, and the little boy stretched out his two arms and flung them around the Giants neck, and kissed him. And the other children when they saw that the Giant was not wicked any longer, came running back, and with them came the Spring. "It is your garden now, little children", said the Giant, and he took a great axe and knocked down the wall. And when the people were going to market at twelve o'clock they found the giant playing with the children in the most beautiful garden they had ever seen.
  All day long they played, and in the evening the children came to the Giant to bid him good-bye.
  "But where is your little companion?" he said, "the boy I put into the tree". The Giant loved him best because he had kissed him.
  "We don't know", answered the children: "he has gone away".
  "You must tell him to be sure and come tomorrow", said the Giant. But the children said that they did not know where he lived, and had never seen him before and the Giant felt very sad.
  Every afternoon, when school was over, the children played with the Giant. But the little boy whom the Giant loved was never seen again. The Giant was very kind to all the children, yet he longed for his first little friend, and often spoke of him. "How I would like to see him!" he used to say.
  Years went over, and the Giant grew very old and feeble. He could not play about any more, so he sat in a huge armchair, and watched the children at their games, and admired his garden. "I have many beautiful flowers", he said; "but the children are the most beautiful flowers of all".
  One winter morning he looked out of his window as he was dressing. He did not hate the Winter now, for he knew it was merely the Spring asleep, and that the flowers were resting.
  Suddenly he rubbed his eyes in wonder and looked and looked. It certainly was a marvellous sight. In the farthest corner of the garden was a tree quite covered with lovely white blossoms. Its branches were golden, and silver fruit hung down from them, and underneath it stood the little boy he had loved.
  Downstairs ran the Giant in great joy, and out into the garden. He hastened across the grass, and came near to the child. And when he came quite close his face grew red with anger, and he said, "Who hath dared to wound thee?" For on the palms of the child's hands were the prints of two nails, and the prints of two nails were on the little feet.
  "Who hath dared to wound thee?" cried the Giant; "tell me that I may take my big sword and slay him".
  "Nay", answered the child: "but these are the wounds of Love".
  "Who art thou?" said the Giant, and a strange awe fell on him and he knelt before the little child.
  And the child smiled on the Giant, and said to him, "You let me play once in your garden, today you shall come with me to my garden, which is Paradise".
  And when the children ran in that afternoon, they found the Giant lying dead under the tree, all covered with white blossoms.

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  There was once a little mouse who lived very happily in the country. He ate grains of wheat and grass seeds, nibbled turnips in the fields, and had a safe snug house in a hedgerow. On sunny days he would curl up on the bank near his nest and warm himself, and in the winter he would scamper in the fields with his friends.
  He was delighted when he heard his cousin from the town was coming to visit him, and fetched some of the best food from his store cupboard so he could share it with him. When his cousin arrived, he proudly offered him some fine grains of dried wheat and some particularly good nuts he had put away in the autumn.
  His cousin, the town mouse, however, was not impressed.
  "You call this good food?" he asked. "My dear fellow, you must come and stay with me in the city. I will then show you what fine living is all about. Come with me tomorrow, for not a day should be lost before you see the excellent hospitality I can offer".
  So the two mice travelled up to town. From his cousin's mousehole, the country mouse watched with wonder a grand dinner which the people who lived in the house were giving. He stared in amazement at the variety of cheese, the beautiful vegetables, the fresh white rolls, the fruit, and the wine served from glittering decanters.
  "Now's our chance", said the town mouse, as the dining-room emptied. The two mice came out of the hole, and scurried across the floor to where the crumbs lay scattered beneath the table. Never had the country mouse eaten such delicacies, or tasted such fine food. "My cousin was right", he thought as he nibbled at a fine juicy grape. "This is the good life!"
  All of a sudden a great fierce furry beast leapt into the room and pounced on the mice.
  "Run for it, little cousin!" shouted the town mouse, and together they reached the mousehole gasping for breath and shaking with fright. The cat settled down outside the hole, tail twitching, to wait for them.
  "Don't worry. He will get bored soon, and go and amuse himself elsewhere. We can then go and finish our feast", said the town mouse.
  "You can go out there again, if you like", said the country mouse. "I shall not. I am leaving tonight by the back door to return to my country home. I would rather gnaw a humble vegetable there than live here amidst these dangers".
  So the country mouse lived happily in the country, the town mouse in the town. Each was content with the way of life he was used to, and had no desire to change.

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Long ago an old man called Uncle Remus used to tell stories to a little boy. The two of them lived on a plantation in the southern states of America, and the stories were always about certain animals. Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox in particular, but several others too, Brer Bear and Brer Possum for instance. All too often Brer Rabbit, who was an impudent scoundrel, came out best, although he was one of the smaller creatures. Of course, to do this he had to use his wits.
  One evening, Uncle Remus ate his supper as usual and then looked at the child over his spectacles.
  "Now then, honey", he said. "Let's see if I can call to mind how old Brer Rabbit got himself a two-storey house without paying much for it".

  He paused a moment. Then he began:
  It turned out one time that a whole lot of creatures decided to build a house together. Old Brer Bear, he was among them, and Brer Fox and Brer Wolf and Brer Coon and Brer Possum, and possibly Brer Mink too. Anyway, there was a whole bunch of them, and they set to work and built a house in less than no time.
  Brer Rabbit, he pretended it made his head swim to climb the scaffolding, and that it made him feel dizzy to work in the sun, but he got a board, and he stuck a pencil behind his ear, and he went round measuring and marking, measuring and marking.
  He looked so busy that all the other creature were sure he was doing the most work, and folks going along the road said, "My, my, that Brer Rabbit is doing more work than the whole lot of them put together". Yet all the time Brer Rabbit was doing nothing, and he had plenty of time to lie in the shade.
  Meanwhile, the other creatures, they built the house, and it sure was a fine one. It had an upstairs and a downstairs, and chimneys all round, and it had rooms for all the creatures who had helped to make it.
  Brer Rabbit, he picked out one of the upstairs rooms, and he got a gun and a brass cannon, and when no one was looking he put them up in the room. Then he got a big bowl of dirty water and carried it up there when no one was looking.

  When the house was finished and all the animals were sitting in the parlour after supper, Brer Rabbit, he got up and stretched himself, and made excuses, saying he believed he'd go to his room. When he got there, and while all the others were laughing and chatting and being sociable downstairs, Brer Rabbit stuck his head out of the room and hollered.
  "When a big man wants to sit down, whereabouts is he going to sit?" says he.
  The other creatures laughed, and called back, "If a big man like you can't sit in a chair he'd better sit on the floor".
  "Watch out, down there", says old Brer Rabbit, "because I'm going to sit down", says he.
  With that bang! Went Brer Rabbit's gun. The other creatures looked round at one another in astonishment as much as to say, "What in the name of gracious is that?"
  They listened and listened, but they didn't hear any more fuss and it wasn't long before they were all chatting and talking again.
  Then Brer Rabbit stuck his head out his room again, and hollered, "When a big man like me wants to sneeze, whereabouts is he going to sneeze?"
  The other creatures called back, "A big man like you can sneeze anywhere he wants".
  "Watch out down there, then", says Brer Rabbit, "because I'm going to sneeze right here", says he.
  With that Brer Rabbit let off his cannon - bidder-um-m-m! The window panes rattled. The whole house shook as though it would come down, and old Brer Bear fell out of his rocking chairkerblurnp!
  When they all settled down again Brer Possum and Brer Mink suggested that as Brer Rabbit had such a had cold they would step outside and get some fresh air. The other creatures said that they would stick it out, and before long they all got their hair smoothed down and began to talk again.
  After a while, when they were beginning to enjoy themselves once more, Brer Rabbit hollered out:
  "When a big man like me chews tobacco, where is he going to spit?"
  The other creatures called back as though they were getting pretty angry:
  "Big man or little man, spit where you please!"
  Then Brer Rabbit called out, "This is the way a big man spits", and with that he tipped over the bowl of dirty water, and when the other creatures heard it coming sloshing down the stairs, my, how they rushed out of the house! Some went out the back door, some went out the front door, some fell out of the windows, some went one way and some another way; but they all got out as quickly as they could.
  Then Brer Rabbit, he shut up the house, and fastened the windows and went to bed. He pulled the covers up round his ears, and he slept like a man who doesn't owe anybody anything.
  "And neither did he, owe them", said Uncle Remus to the little boy, "for if the other creatures got scared and ran off from their own house, what business is that of Brer Rabbit? That's what I'd like to know".

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One day a poor woodcutter was working in the forest chopping down trees and sawing them into logs. He stopped for a moment and saw a fairy sitting on a leaf nearby.
  "I have come", she told him, "to give you three wishes. The next three wishes you make will come true. Use them wisely".
  After work, the woodcutter returned home and told his wife what had happened. She did not believe a word he said.
  "You've just dreamt it", she laughed. "Still, just in case, you'd better think carefully before you wish".
  Together they wondered. Should they wish for gold, jewels, a fine home? They argued and disagreed about everything until the woodcutter shouted crossly, "I'm hungry after all my work. Let's eat first".
  "I'm afraid there's only soup", his wife replied. "I'd no money to buy any meat".
  "Soup again!" grumbled the woodcutter. "How I wish that we had a fine fat sausage to eat tonight".
  Before they could blink, a fine fat sausage appeared on their kitchen table.
  "You idiot!" screeched his wife. "Now you've wasted one of our precious wishes. You make me so angry". She went on scolding until he could stand it no more and he shouted.
  "I wish that sausage was on the end of your nose!"
  Immediately the large sausage jumped in the air and attached itself to the wife's nose. There she stood with the big fat sausage hanging clown in front of her. It was difficult to talk with it hanging there and she became really angry when the woodcutter laughed at her because she looked so ridiculous. She pulled and pulled, he pulled and pulled. But the sausage stayed there, stuck on the end of her nose.
  The woodcutter soon stopped laughing when he remembered they only had one of the fairy's wishes left.
  "Let's wish", he said quickly, "for all the riches in the world".
  "What good would that do", she asked, "with a long sausage hanging from my nose? I could not enjoy them for a minute!"
  The woodcutter and his wife finally agreed that they could do nothing except get rid of that sausage-nose.
  The woodcutter wished and in a flash the sausage was gone, and he and his wife sat down to eat the soup that she had prepared for their supper. The only point they could agree on for a long while was how foolish they had both been to use the fairy's wishes so unwisely. They also wished - too late by now - that they had eaten the sausage when it had first appeared.

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